Wedding Demotivational Poster
MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.
HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man
ONE-STOP SHOPPING -
BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day
MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.
REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! -
CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.
MARRIAGE - ... is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!
BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...
A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?
LOVE - WTF are you serious?
CAKE WAR -
BIGAMY - â€œBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€ Oscar Wilde
A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed
MMMM... - Plasticky
BLOODY GOOD SHOW -
UH-OH - Replacing ‘here comes the bride’ with 'who let the dogs out' at your sister's lesbian wedding probably wasn’t the smartest choice you’ve ever made
THAT ABOUT COVERS IT - Husseys' one stop shopping. If they don't have it, you don't need it.
OR ANY OTHER ANNIVERSARY -
SHE STANDS ALONE -
MC WEDDING -
RESPECT WHERE DUE... -
WEDDING BELLS -
INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -
WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive
INSPIRATION - It's Everywhere
ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!
BROKEN VOWS -
CIAO BELLA -
BIGAMY - Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
I HEAR BANJOS -
OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER -
DAY DREAMS - "I can't wait to have more dream weddings!"
WEDDING CAKE -
WEDDING VOWS -
THIS FINGER - Worse than the middle finger.
50th Wedding Anniversary -
AH, THE GUEST LIST -
GRENADE MARRIAGE - Because they thought a shotgun wedding would have been too cliche
YEAH, RIGHT -
LOLZW - LOL zombie wedding! I'll go get the shotgun~
VAMPIRE WEDDING - Am I the only one who gets the weirdness?
ROYAL FLYOVER -
SELF CONSCIOUSNESS -
ENGAGED - -
WEDDINGS AND BOOZE - making heterosexual white men think they can dance for generations.
MISS GRACE VAN CUTSEM - So young.....So angry! DAMN THAT RAP-MUSIC!!!
WORK - Has some advantageous side-effects
RULE # 115 - Never walk away from a fellow crasher wearing a funny jacket!!
I Want You To Want Me -
Wedding Reception -
Royal Wedding -
Wedding Dress -
A Packaged Deal -
SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLUE - Don't worry; our wedding should go off without a hitch.
GROOMS - The realization of the situation on the morning of their wedding day.
HOLIDAY BLUES -
REALITY - 'When did you meet your wife?' 'The day after our wedding.'
I AM SORRY -
STOPPING A TRANE - "All aboard!"
Bride in white -
SOME DAY - and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me
Famous Last Words -
BY ALL MEANS MARRY - if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a motifaker.
TYING THE KNOT IN 2010 -
MR. AND MRS. SICKARTIST -
Red Wedding Advice -
THE WEDDING - The beginning of the end.
The Great Divide -
YES, - they are. Especially when they are yours.
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THAT BITCH - Not only do I have to wear this damn awful dress, but I'm stuck with this f*ckwit all day !
THE HAPPY COUPLE - Togetherness happens...Don't let his shirt fool you, he's into her
ROYAL WEDDING - I'm into all the POMP & CIRCUMSTANCE and all.... but there's a PIZZA HUT across the street from BUCKINGHAM PALACE.
FLINTSTONE WEDDING - I YABBA DABBA DO!
YOUR WEDDING DAY - Just another excuse to drink to excess
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